Score: 0

"Unjustifiable"

submission: Darth Tard

date: February 20, 2008

You can not justify making a bad flash by saying its your first one. Nor can you do that by BEGGING that we don't blam it, because if it is bad it will be blamed. If you want to do something half decent with Flash, you may want to make movies with a purpose. But I don't want to watch "Please don't blam this flash" flash, and nor does anyone else. Or so I'm absolutely sure.

Score: 10

"Abraysif sthatik is FUR win!"

submission: Puppy whirl

date: February 15, 2008

I think I'll be reviewing this in the style of the video.

Well, I must say that I AM GOING TO EAT A SANDWICH IN MY JOY AND ...
Can you come and play with your daddy?

10/10 for a reason

PUPPY WHIRL...
PUPPY WHIRL...
PUPPY WHIRL...

Score: 10

"So he's like... duuuuuuude!"

submission: Retarded Animal Babies 19

date: February 10, 2008

Titles are overrated.
Anyways, I see you're (apparently) dipping back into the pools of randomness after the interludes of plotness of the last few episodes. Not like it means anything. Er. Important.

In other words yay random. Refrigerator.

Score: 10

"Simply amazing"

submission: Waterlollies

date: November 5, 2007

As usual the animation on this submission is fantastic (Of cinematic quality even), and with Nathan McCree on your side the music is too.

If you were willing you could probably even make a feature film out of this series and it would gross tremendous amounts of money.

Score: 10

"Whoa..."

submission: Tankman Three!!!

date: October 2, 2007

Holy crap. That was the most retarded piece of shit i've ever seen.
I loved it! So uh.. thank you?

Score: 2

"I find this to be lacking in quality"

submission: Fishy

date: August 2, 2007

Sorry, but saying that it's your "first released animation" doesn't mean we have to be lenient in our reviews. Besides, we can figure that out just by looking at your profile if we are so inclined.

I'm willing to admit you have some potential (you figured out tweens, used a preloader, added some sound), but a movie where a bunch of fat colored blobs labeled "fishies" isn't exactly going to cut it. The "plot", which this movie appeared to have, was very lacking. Feh.

Score: 10

"What the hell? This is awesome."

submission: what

date: July 31, 2007

Don't ask how, but apparently one can create turds that glitter. Unlike some of the brilliance here (and somehow I am actually serious as I did rate this 10), this one shares qualities with a movie that was worked on. Which makes me wonder how you created the awesome "Shine get" nutness (don't worry, I actually liked it too) since it doesn't show... effort.

*CRITICAL SYSTEMS ERROR*
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This is you after reading my review.

Score: 5

"Needs a lot of work."

submission: The Stick Samurai

date: July 30, 2007

You'll be hearing this. Of course, the first thing you'll want to do is cut up your poor stick figures into multiple joints so you can tween-animate them. If you've played 16-bit games from the early 90s like Gunstar Heros you'll know what the whole multijointed thing is; except here it just makes it easier to animate.
I don't know how this is inspired by Samurai Jack, having never watched the show.... etc.

Do you know how to set your audio to streaming? It keeps it from playing after the movie's done. You'll also want to cut the imported file so that there's no data in it that's unused.

Also, I suggest animating at a higher framerate since you're using tweens, but that's just me. I'd reccomend 20 or 25 FPS so that there's a nice precise interval between frames. It especially might help if you're going to sync it to music (animutation anyone?).

Etc.

Score: 10

"Whoa."

submission: Smallest movie EVAR

date: June 25, 2007

Now that was inventive. Smallest flash movie I've ever seen... and yet the last review said everything I would've said so whatever. Bowser go shit now.

Score: 9

"Yay."

submission: DEW HAAST

date: March 8, 2007

Quite the enjoyable movie. Unfortunately, I only voeted fiev... I want to give it a ten. GO ANIMUTATIONS!!!11!!!!

Nothing wrong with this movie, at all. Nothing to mention. YAY.